February 2012
i love my dog
because he lets me sleep til noon when i had a late night
and only exactly noon
it’s like he can read the clock
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i am going to make this the best summer ever
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i fell in love with someone on the bus today
i’d say i do this at least twice a week
my bottom rib protrudes our more on the left side than it does on the right
i just noticed this asymmetrical aspect of myself
and i really don’t like it
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Man, 77, drowns in retirement community pool →
I call up my grandparents, to let them know….
hey some guy drowned in yr guys’ pool
my grandma just says,
oops!
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life is good
until you get home and your puppy has a giant growth on the side of his neck.
mission the lil guy so much right now.
“I am kind and rough
I wonder about the titanic
I hear a voice calling me
I...”
–
S.B.J. (Sloppy Blow Jobs)
i wrote this poem in 4th grade ya’ll
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DONT FORGET YOU ARE ALONE
