this is how we dress in 2014
makin a pizza with scallops on it and watching this tonizzingt
and he wore a hat, and he had a job, and he brought home the bacon…MONGOLOID
a night of effeminate males preaching to me
on a crowded dance floor
was exactly what i needed
i’m over it
going out tonight
although i just kinda want to eat pierogies and fall asleep
inviting people to my apartment is a really good way to commit myself to being social
2003 MTV Movie Awards
The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…
i’m terrified of being alone.
most of the time i’m by myself but
i’m afraid it’s gonna be forever.
when i think about the possibility
of not having a soulmate
i start to get that feeling right in my core, sinking,
like not seeing my name on the callback list.
"the dream is over.
you aren’t good enough.
you need to settle for something else.”
i can’t be happy for anyone,
my idea of opening a dog sanctuary in the country
is pretty logistically unsound,
and i’d rather be dead than to have to be with somebody i’m not attracted to.
is 5’8 really that much to ask for?!