309
25 Jul 14 at 7 am

whtebkgrnd:

Two Limes, 2014

whtebkgrnd:

Two Limes, 2014
 673
25 Jul 14 at 7 am

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

oh caption my caption

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

oh caption my caption
 285
23 Jul 14 at 8 am

(Source: princediamond)

 1
23 Jul 14 at 7 am

i had a dream where i was at a restaurant at one of those tables that’s like half booth half chair and all the tables are really close together…. and i was eating brunch or something with my friend cate, and we were sitting next to this table of guys. they weren’t bros, but were still on that plaid game so sorta clean-cut-wannabe-hipsters. we ended up talking and when cate and i got up to leave one of the guys said to me

"hey i’d like to see you again, do you think i can get your number?"

and he was handsome. and i fumbled around with my phone like a total goof so i could get his too. we said goodbye and walked away but me and handsome met eyes and smiled at each other just before i made it out the door. 

then i wake up and i really don’t think i’ve been more devastated in my life.  of course that never happened. why would it have?  

 27
19 Jul 14 at 10 am

(Source: ottosplotch)

animatedtext:

requested by perksofbeingahighfunctioningelf
 183
14 Jul 14 at 7 am

blameaspartame:

a documentary about what happens when u say “h***” and “d***”

(hint: your daughter dies and goes to H*** with the DEMONS and so do you)

(Source: thats-beautiful-dad)

 129362
13 Jul 14 at 10 pm

rosenfickle:

misanthropicshenanigans:

tentacuddles:

666zydratevials:

imthemiserychick:

everydreamstartswithdisney:

Megara meeting in Epcot, video by Disney LifeStyler [x]

Watch the video, she does the voice perfectly. Omg.

Amazing, Meg!

NO REALLY GUYS WATCH THE VIDEO LIKE DISNEY BROUGHT HER TO LIFE TO RUN AROUND OH MY GOSH

The sass is tangible

OMG!!! This is my friend!

honestly this chick was my stage combat partner junior year and she never wanted to practice our routine so i got a c in that class because of her. internet.

(Source: disneyineveryway)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via systm32)

 142782
10 Jul 14 at 8 am

(Source: versaceslut, via systm32)

 7
10 Jul 14 at 8 am

(Source: incomfortable)

 2
08 Jul 14 at 9 pm

need to learn this so i can start dropping it at weddings

(Source: youtube.com, via systm32)

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07 Jul 14 at 7 am

cosmicwolfmama:

stunningpicture:

Gives me the chills

🌛

(via nicholassalohcin)

cosmicwolfmama:

stunningpicture:

Gives me the chills

🌛